Mom: "Adam, get off the counter becuase baby Matthew will think if you are on the counter, he can get on the counter."
Adam: Silence
Matthew: "Up high, up high!"
Narrator: "At this moment, Mom returns to the pantry to put away food while baby Matthew pushes a kitchen chair to the counter, crawls up on top and plays kitchen knife discovery."
Aunt Becky: "Oh my word!"
Adam: "Dad, come inside fast, Matthew got an ow-ee and there is blood all over!"
Narrator: "After Dad asseses the wound and performs a digital nerve block with lidocaine at home, the family takes a trip to the E.R., returns with 4 stiches and Amber decides to order nothing from her recent Pampered Chef Party"
Matthew: "Ow-ee, Daddy fix it, All better."
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